90-minute 1:1 working session
Not a consultation — a working session. We don't talk about the work. We do it, together.
One-time payment. You'll pick your time slot right after checkout — most slots are within the week.
Why 90 minutes
You've read the guides. You know roughly what you should do. What you don't have is the sit-down where somebody who's done it at scale looks at your launch, your offer, your funnel — and builds the plan with you, decision by decision, until it's written down and shippable.
That's what this is. Ninety minutes of focused work with someone who's built the engines behind billions of views, subscriber lists in the millions, and revenue in the tens of millions — applied to the one challenge that matters most to you right now.
We don't end the call with ideas. We end it with your next two weeks, in writing.
Built for challenges like
How it works
Book your slot. Secure checkout, then you pick a time on my calendar — most slots are within the week.
Send your challenge. A short intake form: what we're working on, plus links, numbers, or screenshots. I study everything before we meet so minute one is working, not catching up.
We build for 90 minutes. Screen share, decisions made live, plan written as we go. Within 48 hours you get the recording plus your action plan — what to ship, in order, over the next two weeks.
Your order
🔒 Secure checkout via Stripe · Charges appear as “USERNOODLE MEDIA” on your statement.
Just need one quick answer? The 30-minute Quick Strategy Call ($97) is the fast lane.
Who you're working with
15 years building marketing engines — for brands with millions of subscribers and for solo builders on their first offer. Deep Dives are my favorite way to work: real problems, real decisions, and a plan on paper before we hang up.